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FAMILY FATHER

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Lois, look at this.

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My essay has won first prize
of the revelation writers contest.

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They are going to have a ceremony
on Martha's Vineyard.

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They will put me up in a luxury hotel,
all expenses paid.

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- Wow, congratulations, Brian.
- Meg, please, I'm talking.

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More than a thousand people showed up
and they chose me.

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- That's great, Brian.
- Yes, quite an achievement.

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As the first chemotherapy patient
in discovering the look with the scarf.

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- Honey, come here.
- What's happening?

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You... You come here.

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That...? My mother.

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- Isn't it?
- It seems that...

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- ...you don't have cancer. My mother.
- That I don't have cancer. I know.

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No, but I do have
a quite aggressive cancer.

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Come on, Peter, we're going to be late.
to eat with mom and dad.

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Oh, it's true.

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- You had forgotten, right?
- No, I hadn't forgotten.

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Let me take off my fishing clothes.

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- Hello, Peter, what's up?
- Come on, we're leaving. Fast.

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Joe, Joe, Quagmire. Come on. Come on, come on.

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Bring the car. Come on, we're leaving.

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- Say?
-Lois, it's Peter.

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I'm afraid that on the way
to the room, I've gotten sick.

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You'd better eat without me.

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- Why do you hear an engine?
-My stomach is rumbling...

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...same as the engine
from Joe's fishing truck.

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- Peter, are you lying to me?
- Now it turns out that he is a doctor.

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- Hello, Lois.
- Greetings from Quagmire.

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Damn, Peter,
You're going fishing, right?

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you promised me
What would you eat with my parents?

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Lois, until we have a secretary,

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and they are going to continue escaping me
things like this.

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It won't sit well with my parents, Peter.

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They are still angry
for how you behaved at our wedding.

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- You can kiss the bride.
- Kiss her? I'm going to destroy it.

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Mom, are you still mad at dad?
because of yesterday?

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More or less. that food
We planned it two weeks ago.

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But today he promised to accompany me
to bring flowers to my grandmother,

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so it's not that big of a deal.
Peter, are you ready...?

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Oh, it's true.

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So you and Peter have
Tensions lately, huh?

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That's an understatement, Brian.
Lately he doesn't pay any attention to me.

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Even less than usual.
But tonight we have sex

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and it will be good for both of us
release those tensions.

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- Peter, are you...? Come on now!
- Lois, I know it's late,

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but my colleagues and I
Let's take care of bees.

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My mother. But what the hell is wrong with you?

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Wow, someone's out of honey
for breakfast.

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I don't want honey, Peter,

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I want a husband
who wants to spend time with me.

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Can I propose something?

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You have been arguing for two weeks
for any nonsense.

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You could use a vacation.

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Why don't you come to Martha's Vineyard
to see me accept the award?

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- Wow, that would be wonderful.
- Eh, eh, that will be very expensive.

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Can't we do something fun
here, at home? It's just as relaxing.

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Hey guys, I've decided
I dedicate myself to playing the drum.

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- I'm going to pack my bags.
- I'm going to pack my bags.

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Quagmire, we'll just be in
Martha's Vineyard for a couple of days.

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Can't take care of the kids?

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Oh. You are more disappointing
than a Fruit Stripe gum.

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What do we do? Quagmire is busy,
and Joe and Bonnie are out of town.

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What about Cleveland?

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He is on tour with Black Box.

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One moment. And the old man
Who lives down the street?

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Oh yes. Maybe Herbert can take care of them.

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He seems like a responsible guy.

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It would only be until Monday,

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- and we could pay you.
- It's very easy, really.

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You've babysat before, right?

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- Yes sir. Of course.
- Great.

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MARTHA'S VINEYARD
MUNICIPAL AIRPORT

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Seaside Inn - WELCOME
REVELATION WRITERS

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Brian, this is amazing.
I feel like one of the Kennedys.

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Of the drunks, not of the
socially responsible cold cuts.

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This resort offers many activities.

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You can see birds,
wine tasting and horseback riding.

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And you can scare away storks.

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Your bird intelligence
It is not up to par with that of my race.

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Okay, kids, mom and dad.

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They have asked me to take care of you
during the next few days.

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So I want to set some rules for you.

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No tacos, clean your plates

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and only half an hour of radio
before you go to bed.

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- How disgusting.
- And don't be talkative,

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or I'll give you a good penis tug.

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Excuse me, Mr. Herbert, but I have
17 years and I don't need him here.

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Sorry, Meg,

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but you are a 17 year old girl
and I don't need you here.

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Why do you think it's taking Peter so long?

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I hope it arrives
before they give you the prize.

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Well, there's you, Lois,
and that's enough for me.

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You always know what to say
to please me.

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And now, he will go up to read a fragment
from his award-winning essay,

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"Incredible Grace", our guest
of honor, Mr. Brian Griffin.

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Thank you all very much.

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"It was Grace, in name and essence.

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For the people I loved,
He exuded strength, life, laughter and light.

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For me, also regret...

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...since life had brought her together
to my best friend,

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thanks to who we met
in the warmth and serenity of your home.

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Nothing since the day I saw her

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and no one I've ever met
since then

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it's been so scary
and complicated for me.

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Nobody I've ever met
has made me feel

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safer, more insecure,
more important...

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...and less significant."

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It was lovely, Brian.

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Well you know what they say,
write from your heart.

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Hello. Have I...?
Have I missed Byron's Guild?

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Brian's prize. And yes, that's right, Peter.

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You've been a good son, Brian.
And I'm sorry you're so sick.

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- That?
- Peter, where the hell have you been?

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Every time... We go to a hotel,

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You hide the key to the minibar from me.

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But I have found it.

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I have found her.

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You're a mess, you know that?
An hour late and you're drunk.

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You had the opportunity to share
a beautiful moment with Brian

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and you have wasted it.

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Just like the Osmond family
wastes water.

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Who's in the shower? Donny?

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No, I already took a shower before.
It could be Merrill.

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- Merrill is here.
- Where's Jimmy?

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jimmy is running
between the garden sprinklers.

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- Is it Marie?
- No, there's no one inside.

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So the shower is running
without anyone inside?

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- Exactly.
- Wow, how strong it seems to me.

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- Hello good morning.
- Good morning, Brian.

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What a pleasant fragrance
you are wearing What is it?

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Oh, this? It is an anti-flea
by Hartz for the mountains.

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Kills ticks, fleas
and mosquitoes. It is very powerful.

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Almost as powerful
like the inspiration you give me

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to empty the deepest part of my soul

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for a literary reward
of truth and beauty.

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That's much better.

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Good morning, Lois.

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I'm sorry about last night.
I promise to make it up to you.

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Well, if you're serious...

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...I was hoping you would come with me
to ride a boat today.

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Brilliant. But how about
after five? There is a match.

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Well, then I better go with Brian.

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- Do you mind, Brian?
- No, what's up.

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Good. Can you take off?
You are covering the screen.

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We return to Damn, how scary
gives nature! on BET.

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Damn, the bastard runs fast.
See that shit?

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If he showed up at my house, I would kill him.

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That kind of rat has been pulled!
Damn, how scary nature is.

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ALL DOGS
THEY MUST GO ON A LEASH

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LOBSTERS
ALIVE

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- Do you know what day it is today?
- No.

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- Bathing day.
- I don't want to bathe.

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Not for you, fool.
Today is my bath day.

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But I can't do it alone.

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Do you know anyone
with a pair of strong hands

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help me
to get in and out of the bathtub?

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What a bummer.

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I had a great time, Brian.

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Me too. Hey, do you want a bite to eat?

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I would love to,

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but Peter and I are going to dinner
to that little restaurant in...

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I was watching "Apartment for Three."
I laughed so hard...

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...that I shit myself. I have gone
to look for a night laundry.

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Well, it looks like I'm free.
Hey, you know what would be nice?

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How about we order something to eat?
and we watch a couple of bad movies?

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Yes, it will be fun.
I'm going to rent Vanilla Sky.

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I said a bad movie,
not an abortion.

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This is going to be great.
A whole night with Lois.

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We're going to have a great time.

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Lois, my love.

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A couple of steaks, wine,
maybe a couple of ice creams.

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Lois, my love.

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A little music, some candles.

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Lois, my love.

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Hey, hey, hey, but what do I do?

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It's Lois, Peter's wife.

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How could I have thought
to try something with her?

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- Yeah?
- Hello, Brian, it's me.

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A question. Herbert and I
We are playing Scattergories...

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...would you accept NyQuil as a drink?

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- Isn't it?
- No.

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Yes, it doesn't work, old man. Thanks, Brian.

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Wow, am I missing out?
Child knows the world for this?

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- I'm having a great time.
- Well, it's Saturday

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and the video store didn't have
too many offers.

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I hope you like Roman Holidays.

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I lied to you.
She was a princess from the beginning.

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Damn bitch.
I'm going to punch you in the face.

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It has been a delicious dinner.
I have saved all my leftovers for you.

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Thank you.

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Hey, Lois, sure.
that you have already realized...

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...but the essay I wrote...

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...I was talking about you.

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I thought so.

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Thanks, Brian.
I'm glad you told me.

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Well, you are
very important for me.

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Everything you say and everything you do...

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...it affects me a lot.

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when you go by car
to the supermarket...

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...I don't know what to do with my life.

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Then I hear the car arriving
I go home and I go crazy.

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Half the times you go to the supermarket,
I think you're leaving forever.

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And when you come back, I realize...

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...for I don't know how long
You've been away and...

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Well, I'm talking nonsense.

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- Would you like more champagne?
- I'd love to.

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My head is spinning.

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Oh my God, Brian!

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- For! What are you doing?
- I can't help it, Lois.

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I know you're married to Peter,
But I love you and I can't take it anymore.

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Brian, no! No! Low! Low!

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This sweater is good!

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Out! Out!

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Brian, you better go.

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Lois, I want us to talk about it.

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- No! Stop scratching the door!
- Okay.

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Oh my god, I attacked Lois.

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What the hell was he thinking? I am a rapist.

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I'm no better than Kobe Bryant,
Mike Tyson or Reagan.

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Hello, Brian.
Another Scattergories question.

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The category is "pet type."
Herbert has put Cambodian.

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That's not worth it, is it?

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Hey, Stewie, I can't talk right now.

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Wow, what's wrong with you?

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It's just... I've done something bad
and now I don't know what I can do.

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I think I'm going crazy.

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That's how I felt
at the Grateful Dead concert.

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Does anyone want to buy my t-shirt?

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I'll change my shirt
for a cheese sandwich.

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And what has happened to you?
Come on. Tell your friend, Stewie.

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Okay, but only because I don't have
who to tell.

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I threw myself on top of Lois.

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So you've finally done it, huh?

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Hey, Brian, as your friend...

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...I should tell you that that vagina
It's ground zero, buddy.

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It's... I left her devastated when I left.

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And to spite, I taxed
"Brooks was here" on the wall.

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Did you see it? Did you see "Brooks Was Here"?

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We haven't gone to bed.

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Of course, with the passing of Chris,
a little more and I walk away.

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I hardly had to shrink.

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There was room to do
juggling with a cane.

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- How exaggerated.
- Just a little...

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...that's the craziest thing.

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- Good morning, Lois.
- Peter, finally.

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Have you passed by again
all night at the bar?

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Yes. And do you know who is staying
in this hotel? Nathan Lane.

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We got drunk at the bar and
He ended up asking me to marry him.

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I convinced a minister to
to marry us, but it turned out badly

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- because gays can't get married.
- In this state yes, Peter.

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Well, in that case,
The wedding registry is at Filene's.

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God, you've been drunk
half the trip.

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Of course I'm drunk, Lois,

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of beauty and magic
from Martha's Vineyard...

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...Nantucket, Cape Cod
and all the great destinations

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What makes Massachusetts
an amazing destination.

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HOT DOGS

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I'm glad Brian
invited us to come, Lois.

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He really is a friend.

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Well, in fact,
I wanted to talk to you about Brian.

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Wow, he's a cool guy, right?

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Brian is solid.
I know I can trust him.

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Brian tried to sleep with me.

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And he did it better than me?

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"And they told Peter
to get away from the wolf.

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But he didn't pay attention to them
because he was quite a little man.

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And I knew that sometimes things
that seem more dangerous...

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...they end up being the most fun."

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Yes sir, it was a great day
for young Peter.

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Are you a pedophile?

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Hey, Lois told me
something strange has happened.

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- Yes, so what?
- Well, it's just...

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I can't help it
feel betrayed, Brian.

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Lois is my wife and...

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And all the stuffed food
What have I bought you these years?

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- Yeah, but you don't deserve it.
- What did you say?

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That you don't deserve it.

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All she does is give, give, give

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and you pay for it
with selfishness and passatism.

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You've barely spent any time with her.
during this vacation.

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who are you
to talk about my marriage?

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If girlfriends don't last
more than two months.

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- What the hell is that about?
- You're a mess with that.

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Not even Jillian wanted to come back to you,
and she was dumber than Lou Ferrigno.

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Still! For!
Leave my husband alone!

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Wait a minute, Brian.
Nathan Lane is right.

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- What are we doing?
- I'm sorry, okay?

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It's just... When you have some
such strong feelings for someone,

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I don't know, you can't see
nothing else in the world.

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Brian, it's my wife. And you my best friend.

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So what are we going to do now?

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I promise you, Peter,
Nothing like this will ever happen again.

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Thanks, buddy.

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Yes, blah, blah, blah,
I think it's great, Peter.

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And now get ready, tonight
We are going to dinner with my parents.

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Oh, it's true.

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I feel terrible about all this, Lois.

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- Can you forgive me?
- Yes, Brian, of course.

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But there is something you deserve to know.

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- The fact that?
- Well...

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...not that I've ever thought about it.

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- Oh really?
- Yes of course.

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You and I have a lot in common

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and we've spent a lot of time together
during these years...

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...and the essay you wrote

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It touched my heart.

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The truth, Lois,

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I plagiarized almost the entire speech
from Summer of '42.

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Well, still, I liked it.

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I want to ask you something.

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The times you have thought
about you and me together,

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- did you like it?
- What are you talking about?

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Well...

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Yes.

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Many times when Peter and I
We go to bed, I'm drowning.

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But with you, I imagine it would be
How to do it with a stuffed animal.

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Are we ready to go?

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- Ready, Peter.
- Good.

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We may leave
from Martha's Vineyard,

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but the spirit of this magnificent place

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will remain in our hearts
on the way home. Because...

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The Spirit of Massachusetts
It's the spirit of America

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The spirit of everything ancient
And everything new

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The Spirit of Massachusetts
It's the spirit of America

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The spirit of red
The white and the blue

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The Spirit of Massachusetts
It's the spirit of America

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The spirit of everything ancient
And everything new

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The Spirit of Massachusetts
It's the spirit of America

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The spirit of red
The white and the blue

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End

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Translated by Beatriz Egocheaga